Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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