it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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