She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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