i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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