i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
You may now shotgun with the bride
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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