what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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