Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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