barbara walters just said penis...
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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