His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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