bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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