shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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