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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
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You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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