And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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