my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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