Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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