sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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