I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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