Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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