you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Small penises have feelings too.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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