i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
my god I love twenty year old dicks
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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