Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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