i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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