I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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