Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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