just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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