4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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