I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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