I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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