In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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