It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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