That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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