I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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