My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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