Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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