this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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