Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I seem to have left my pride at pride
She announced her abortion via fbk
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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