sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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