His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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