hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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