I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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