How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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