Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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