Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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