Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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