I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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