Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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