what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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