Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
We talked him into tasing himself.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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