For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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