just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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