Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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