How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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