She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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