I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
