Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
whose parrot is this?
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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