could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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