You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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