so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
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