Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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