me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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