Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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